WHOLEASS 2011-11-03 16:46:23

You suckers may have not known this before, but our story starts all the way back when John (Master Chief's real name) was only 6 years old. When John was 6 years old, he was taken away from his family and home. The people who kidnapped John were from a company known as the UNSC. John found out that the reason he was kidnapped at a young age was because the UNSC wanted to train him in combat to fight an alien gang called the Covanent. Later, he was trained to be a soldier though he wasn't a regular soldier, he was one of very rare and special trained soldiers known as the Spartans. Then, he was put to sleep in a device called a cryo tube in a ship called the Pillar of Autam (AS IN THE SEASON). He was saved from a brave spartan known as Noble 6 from a squad called Noble Team (from Halo Reach which takes place before the first Halo game). Noble 6 was the last squad mate of the rest who were killed by the Covenant. Now we go to Halo: Combat Evolved (read the next comment).

WHOLEASS 2011-11-03 17:17:07

The story now takes place during Halo: CE, so now John has awaken from his cryo tube and is testing his armor which is delayed because the Covenant have invaded the Pillar. After fighting through hordes of enemies, John had taken AI, Cortana which contains valuable information, and evaded the ship and landed on a mysterious ring known as Halo which was built by an alien race known as the Forerunners (who may or may not appear in Halo 4). Then Master Chief saves many Marines (regular soldiers who are shown in the picture above). While the Marines escape John and Cortana continue exploring Halo and destroying enemy reinforcements. Later on, John and Cortana reach a Covenant ship surrounded by Elites, Grunts, and Jackals (who are alien species who work for the Covenant). John and Cortana go to save Captain Keyes (who is one of the main leaders of the UNSC and gave John Cortana). When they got on the ship, they found the Captain who was now mutated into an alien parasite known as the Flood. They escaped the ship and blew up Halo. The war is now over. Just kidding LOL! (read the next comment about John in Halo 2).

WHOLEASS 2011-11-03 17:45:55

Now the story takes place in Halo 2. Master Chief is now being rewarded for destroying Halo. Yay! Let's Party, but not for long because now the UNSC and the Covenant discovered yet another Halo Ring ! Wanna here even more trouble? The Covenant has gained a new species called Brutes who have joined the Covenant.Wow, this rough for John. But wait, there's more! The Elites and Brutes are having an all out war for power and then once again, destroyed Halo after fighting on Earth which was a while ago. Then there's yet another ring! I bet John is getting sick of destroying Halo rings by now (also the story now takes place during Halo 3). Also, ya know how John had a rough day back in Halo 2? Well now, the Elites joined the UNSC because they had enough of those Brute assholes. Guess what? They destroyed Halo again! Now you wanna here something "really" shitty ? The ship that John and the Arbitor (yes, I know I didn't really mention the the Arbitor but if you played Halo 2 and 3 you should know who he is. If, not, leave me a message and I'll make a bio about him too). As I was saying, the ship got split in half and John didn't make it to Earth.
When Halo 4 comes out in January, I'll continue the bio.

Thanks for reading,

Damon (WHOLEASS)